Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Happy Tuesday

Hello all my bloggy friends...it is I, your faithful Realtor and now insurance agent!
(which BTW--ya'll all need an insurance review--just sayin)
Had a great day today and its not even ova yet. After 3 appts that ended with nuttin, I met a sweet lady who I can actually help and it made it all worth while.
Then I came home and my BABIES had cleaned the house! Why yes, Virginia, my love language is "acts of service"..........and now if OSU will beat the tar outta those quackeroos, I'll be set for at least a couple of days!
Day 2 of low carb seems to be going ok...I still have all my children so I haven't bitten their heads off......although Taylor got in my car yesterday w/a choc.chip cookie.........never fear, I survived, but it is proof that the devil was at work tryin to get me!

GO POKES!!!!!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Let It Snow......

Ok just for the record, I do not like a warm Christmas! I like "holy cow, its cold!" kinda Christmas, not my hubby saying, I could wear shorts ya know.........

RANDOM COMMENTS OVERHEARD AT THE HOLLON HOUSE RECENTLY:

Are you gonna put nuts in the cookies cuz I don't like nuts(as they are eating the nuts)
I hope mom didn't buy us matching clothes again
Is Karlie eating a bow?
I'm bored
Can we go to the mall, we could help the economy!
I think I'm gonna throw up
I think I'm in a food coma
You always pick stupid movies
Man, That was a good movie
lets wrestle
AAAAHHHGGGGGGGGGG..................MMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMM
no wrestling
the phone is ringing somebody get it(as they sit next to the phone)
Karlie--get off the pillows
ya know, that turkey was really good
I don't like my Christmas clothes so can we take them back and get cute ones
mom....mom....I made you spaghetti-os.....ah man, she's mad....
You are supposed to be putting the pics away not looking at every one of them
Look! Back when our children couldn't talk........aahhhhhh
Look Maddie, dad did really have hair once
WOW, gaw mom your hair looks weird
Listen to this marching band, listen to their music composition, its the German theory of..................................MOM, you are not really asleep!!!
Better get off that internet, somebody's gonna steal your identity(you KNOW Gary said that!)
I am so fat. Just look at me!
Mom--put your clothes back on!
Hey when they say next year do they mean this yr or next year(I'll let you guess who said that)
Just another holiday in the Hollon house huh babe?!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Almost here.....

Today is Dec. 22, 2008. Christmas is HOURS away and I am kinda, sorta, almost, getting there.
I have told myself it is ok to scale back since the whole country seems to be doing it too. Convinced myself that cookie dough, if eaten while standing up contains no calories.
Given myself the ole pep talk of Why Yes, Virginia, Martha Stewart would be so proud.
Gotten over the fact that we DID get the exterior lights out of the attic, HOWEVER didn't exactly put them out on the house.....except my FABULOUS wreath which lites up and I made myself a few years ago, however you can't really see it from the street b/c the builder set my house crooked but I'm not bitter about that anymore.........
Prepared myself for the grocery store trip I've been putting off.......
and mentally pumped myself up up up for the annual driving around looking at Christmas lites w/my fam, who will be eating brownies in my car and Gary will have his must have eggnog..gag..and we will "OH! Wow! Look at that! What on earth? How'd they do that? I saw that last year. Imagine the electric bill! What does polar bears have to do w/Christmas? Anyone? Can we go to Braum's?" until my ADD kicks in and then its all downhill from there......
OK!
I wish all of you faithful readers who can't/won't/don'tknowhowto/refuse to get blog of your own a wonderful and blessed Christmas and eat lots of cookies and may the time you spend w/your crazy/disfunctional families remind you of how much you actually love them!!!!
PEACE-LOVE and EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKETS TO YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Bring on January!!

OK.....I saw a billboard today saying 9 days til Christmas. Great....not ready. Not even close.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but didn't we just have the 4th of July thing at church??

I am just not in the wrapping presents mood, bows on everything that moves, cookie dough everywhere.....wait....I can do the dough. I have scaled down our family Christmas gift wise this year and have realized maybe I should have been doing this all along. I think I just get this unreal vision in my head of how it all should be "this year" and then of course it never comes even close and uggghhhh.........

I really think this workin mama is just tired. and whiny. and has a sugar headache from the dough. and self loathing for eating the dough. No worries, I see my therapist tomorrow and she wil fix it all...and my nails...right Marla?! My son asked me tonight rather irritated too why couldn't I remember what he had said. My reply--no I didn't throw him from the moving car- I just said, if you knew how many people tell me things in one given day, you'd realize why I couldn't remember if you said 2 or 4. AYE-Yi-YI......other random tidbits:

Remember when I couldn't even say MySpace? Now I have a personal blog, a MySpace(that I still haven't gotten into) and NOW a Facebook page too. I think I about gave Laura a heartattack with that one.

184 days til my HS Reunion.......prozac anyone?? ;)

It will all work out....I think I can, I think I can, I think I can........ worked for the lil engine right!

Gotta make a basket of goodies today for hubbies workers.......that sounded strange huh....anyhoo, bring on the cookie dough!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Let's not even start on the naughty or nice thing.....this year I'd like super-powers.
I wanna blink and the house be clean and laundry done. Got that? Good.
Next up is can you have a talk with the teachers-partically math teachers- about actually explaining all this math stuff while they have my kids at school so they don't come home and ask me?! For Pete's sake, didn't they get a degree in this anyhow? Check? Good.
Growing feet.....come on now....do you know what a pair of dance shoes costs these days?? You don't have to stunt their growth but just make the shoes last longer than a month, k? Good.
A little help getting this insurance biz off the ground would b nice, or a complete turn around in real estate would suffice. I'm not difficult ;)
Also, teacher's gifts...are they really neccessary? Considering I, er, I mean Brady has to reteach at least once a week.
I'd like all my favorite Christmas movies to come on in marathon style in the same Saturday.
I want nachos to be carb free.
And french fries. and Doritos. and Reece's.


AND let's not forget.........
above all, I'd like world peace.
Ok, I'll let you get to work on that and just holla at yo girl if you have any questions.